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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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School Joke for Kids
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender says, 'We don't serve mushrooms here. 'The mushroom says, 'Why?! I'm a fun guy!'
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Dumb Men Joke
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
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Yo momma Joke
Yo mama is so fat that when she went bunggie jumping in a yellow dress, everyone was screaming the suns falling!
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Joke for Holidays
On their wedding night the new couple are just about to do the deed when the wife tells her new husband that she has a confession. 'I lied when I told you I was a virgin. I have been with one other man' she tells her new hubby. The new husband asks if it was anyone he knows?. The wife answers . . . well maybe! Husband asks who it was. The wife answers - it was Tiger Woods. Since the only other person his new bride every slept with was the famous Tiger Woods, he's not at all upset and they get down to it and do the honeymoon 'thing'. When finished, the husband gets out of bed and reaches for the telephone. 'What are you doing?' asked his bride. 'I'm calling for room service. After all that work I'm hungry!'The wife says, 'Tiger wouldn't do that. ' 'Really! Just what would TIGER do?' says the husband. Well we would do it again!Ok says the husband and jumps into the bed. This same thing happens two more times, after which the guy is pretty tired. So he drags himself out of bed and gets to the telephone. The wife says. . you're not calling room service are you!!!! 'NO, says the exhausted hubby'!'Well who are you calling then, she asks. 'I'm calling Tiger Woods. . . I want to see what par is for this hole!
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Comedian Joke
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland. He spoke to me one day and told me he was going to apply for a job. He told me that he walked out because the guyasked me for my name and i said'Paddy Milligan'. He said 'How do you spell'Milligan'? he replied
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Dumb Men Joke
There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a helicopter trying to bring them to safety. Ten were men; one was a woman. They all decided that one person would have to let go because if they didn't, the rope would break and all of them would die. No one could decide who it should be. Finally the woman gave a really touching speech, saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving things up for their husbands and children and giving in to men. All of the men started clapping.
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School Joke
Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class. Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
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Sport Joke
What's tennis players favourite city? Volley wood!
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