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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Yo momma Joke
Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
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Ghost Joke
Who said 'Shiver me timbers!' on the ghost ship? The skeleton crew.
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Mouse Joke
What do mice do when they're at home ? Mousework !
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Military Joke
At Parris Island, a sergeant was teaching a private to throw a grenade at a pracitice training course. He ran about 10 yards away to be safe, and yelled the instructions. 'Pull the pin, throw and hit the dirt!' The private proceeds to do so, and throws the explosive directly at the sergeant! A few months later, the sergeant meets the private in a group of men killed in battle. He goes up the the private- no hard feelings because heaven is well, great- and asks him how he 'bit the dust. ' Responds the private: 'Well, i was caught in a ambush; these guys, ' He thumbs behind him. 'got caught in the jeep under the fire. I managed to make it to a ditch where i yanked a grenade form my belt and pulled the pin and lever. The enemy runs away seeing it, so i put the grenade back onto my belt. '
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Dumb Blonde Joke
Q: What did the blonde girl name her pet Zebra?
A: Spot.
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Dog Joke - 2
Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ? Because you can't bury them in trees !
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Love and Marriage Joke
A retired couple is lying in bed one night and are discussing all aspects of their future.
'What will you do if I die before you do?' husband asked wife.
After some thought, she said, 'I'd probably look for a house sharing situation with three other single or widowed women who might be a little younger than herself, since she is so active for her age. '
Then wife asked husband, 'What will you do if I die first?'
He replied, 'Probably the same thing. '
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Comedy Joke
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon. They were ten years apart in ages. One was '60
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