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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Car and train Joke
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Computing Joke
The government's system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer industry, has found a lower cost alternative to address the Y2K (Year 2000) issue: The goal is to remove all computers from the desktop by December '31
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Joke Online
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when one day the old woman died. The entire family showed up to the funeral. Every day after the funeral the old man would show up at the grave with his dog and spend a few minutes out there. About two months later a priest saw the old man out there with his dog and decided to go talk to the old man. 'Hello there. You know, we see you come out here every day to visit your wife's grave and we just think that so sweet. We were all wondering if the dog is something that was special to your wife since you always bring it out here with you. ''No, actually I bring the dog out here to pee on the grave. I'd do it myself, but I'd get arrested for indecent exposure!'
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Joke Online
A kid is walking down the road, when a car pulls up next to him. The man in the car opens the window and asks the kid if in return for a sweet he will come in his car. To which the boy replies 'GIVE ME A FIVER AND I'LL COME IN YOUR FACE'!!!!
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Funny College Joke
Yo' Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was covered with cockroaches!I asked her what she was watching, and she said 'All My Children'
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My child sold your HONOR STUDENT the answers to the test.
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Children Joke
A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions. 'Davy, what noise does a cow make?' 'It goes moo. ' 'Alice, what noise does a cat make?' 'It goes meow. ' 'Jamie, what sound does a lamb make?' 'It goes baaa. ' 'Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make?' 'Errr. . , it goes. . click!'
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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday one of you takes away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!!'
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