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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of gta comedy club and other funny jokes |
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Free Adult Joke
What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick's Day everyone wishes they were Irish.
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Situations Humor
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $'5
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
knock knock.
who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry, I didn`t know you had a cold.
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Military Joke
The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson's Firing exercise and his face fell. The private exclaimed plaintively: 'Sir, I think I am going to commit suicide by shooting myself. ' 'By shooting?' reasked the company commander, 'Not a bad idea! But take as many cartridges as possible. ' --------------------------------------------------------------------------------When asked what he thought about the new squad radio, one Army sergeant told the man from the R&D agency: 'This squad radio should be replaced with a good whistle. '--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Little grandson asked: 'Granddaddy, when you were in the Army and were posted as sentry at night, were you afraid?' 'I was, grand sonny, but only until I fell asleep. '
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Dirty Joke
Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love? Because they have cotton balls.
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Totally Weird Joke
How can you tell if a man's playing around?He sends you love notes that are photocopied and begin with the line, 'To whom it may concern. . . '
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Computing Joke
Top nine reasons computers must be male:They have a lot of data but are still clueless. A better model is always just around the corner. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home. It is always necessary to have a backup. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons. The best part of having either one is the games you can play. The lights are on but nobody's home. Big power surges knock them out for the night. Size does matter
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Insect Joke
What kind of bugs bother sporting dogs? Ath-fleats!
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