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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of great clean jokes and other funny jokes |
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Fishing Joke
What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student? One baits his hook, the other hates his book.
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Insect Joke
What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ? Your spinning me a yarn here !
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Romance Joke
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband. 'I've been insulted, ' she sobbed. 'Your mother insulted me. ' 'My mother!' he exclaimed. 'But she is a hundred miles away. ' 'I know, but a letter came for you this morning and I opened it. ' He looked stern, 'I see, but where does the insult come in?' 'In the postscript, ' she answered. 'It said: 'Dear Alice, don'tforget to give this letter to George. ''
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Naughty Joke
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the now famous words: 'Yes, that is a candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to meet you. '
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Insect Joke
What kind of doctors are like spiders ? Spin doctors !
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Monster Joke
How do you address a monster? Very politely.
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Sporting Joke
A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game. The pro showed him the stance and swing, then said, 'Just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green. ' The novice teed up and smacked the ball straight down the fairway and onto the green, where it stopped inches from the hole. 'Now what?' the fellow asked the speechless pro. 'Uh. . . you're supposed to hit the ball into the cup,' the pro finally said, after he was able to speak again. 'Oh great! NOW you tell me. ' said the beginner.
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Mom Joke
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool.
'Everyone knows,' the mother lectured him, 'that from time to time, young children will urinate in a pool. '
'Oh really?' said the lifeguard, 'from the diving board!?!?'
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