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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of good text message jokes and other funny jokes |
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Dirty Joke
Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Bill told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. About one hour later Bill sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and torn. 'What happened to you?' asked Bill. 'Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar and his 19-year-old daughter made mad passionate love to me. ' 'My God, what did you tell them?' asks Clinton. The driver replies, 'I'm Bill Clinton's driver, and I just killed the pig. '
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Naughty Joke
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
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Totally Strange Humor
Q: How does Mrs. Abdul Jabbar like her coffee?A: With Kareem!!!Q: What does it say, on great Hawaiian singer, Don's mail box?A: The Ho House!!!
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Bumper Stickers - 1
If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
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Bumper Stickers - 2
Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.
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Horse Joke
One day a man that had horses went to check on his favorite one. He was in for a shock, and as he opened the stall door, he saw the horse was rabid and foaming at the mouth. It louged at him, and, very quickly, gave him a nasty wound on the arm. His wife left to call 911, and when she got back she found him writing furiously. She told him that there was no need to make out his will, because they had a cure for rabies. He looked at her blankly and said, 'Will? What will? I'm making a list of people I'm gonna bite. '
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Military Joke
As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son had an announcement to make: He'd just signed up at an army recruiter's office. There were audible gasps around the table, then some laughter, as his older brothers shared their disbelief that he could handle this new situation. 'Oh, come on, quit pulling our legs, ' snickered one: 'You didn't really do that, did you?' 'I'm positive you'd never get through basic training' scoffed another. The new recruit looked to his mother for help; but she was just gazing at him. When she finally spoke, it was to voice a single question: 'Do you really plan to make your own bed every morning?'
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Witch Joke
Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse? She was having Disney spells.
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