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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Miscellaneous Joke
How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the shower to pee.
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Car and train Joke
WIFE: 'There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor. ' HUSBAND: 'Water in the carburettor? That's ridiculous. ' WIFE: 'I tell you the car has water in the carburettor. ' HUSBAND: 'You don't even know what a carburettor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?' WIFE: 'In the pool. '
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Funny Kids Joke
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
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Joke for Kids
New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary '1
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Blonde Joke - 3
Q: Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low? A: She thought it was Diet Coke.
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Legal Humor
What is the worst thing about our justice system? You're leaving your fate in the hands of 12 people whoweren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!
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Ethnic Joke - 2
Q: What's the slowest thing in the world? A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.
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Dumb Joke
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out of their ship and look around. The first thing they see that resembles a being is the Gas pump. The two Aliens approach. The first one says 'Earthling take me to your leader!'He gets no response. The first Alien looks at his buddy then addresses the pump again. 'Earthling, I said Take me to your leader!'Still no response. The first Alien then turns to the second and says, 'If this Earthling doesn't show me some respect I'm going to blast him!'The second Alien replies 'O. K. but, I'm just going to stand down on the next block. 'The first Alien looks a little puzzled, but waits for the other to waddle to the next block. He then addresses pump a third time. 'Earthling take me to your leader!'No response. The Alien then pulls out his ray-gun and shoots the pump. After the explosion the Alien gets up, dusts himself off then goes down the block to his buddy. He then says to the second Alien 'If you knew that was going to happen why didn't you warn me?'The second replies 'I didn't know what was going to happen, but I'm not going to mess with anyone who can hang his penis to the ground, wrap it around his body twice, and can still stick it in his ear!'
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