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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock Knock Who's there ! Albee ! Albee ! Albee a monkey's uncle !
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Beauty Joke
Monster: I'm so ugly. Ghost: It's not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When my father was born they just passed out cigarettes. When I was born they simply passed out.
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Old People Joke
Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they can tell she has had far too much to drink and instead of taking her to jail they decide to just drive her home. They loaded her into the police cruiser one of the officers gets in the back with the drunk woman. As they drove through the streets they kept asking the woman where she lived, all she would say as she stroked the officers arm is 'Your Passionate' They drove awhile longer and asked again, again the same response as she stroked his arm 'Your Passionate'. The officers were getting a little upset so they stopped the car and said to the woman, Look we have driven around this City for two hours and you still haven't told us where you live. She replied I keep trying to tell you: 'Your Passin It!'
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Top 100 Joke
Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers. These were taken from an article by Richard Lederer, author of 'Anguished English'. On behalf of Barbara Rutledge and her family, our sincere thanks go out to those sending flowers, cards and contributing to the death of her husband. The airplane was only a few feet from the ground when it crashed, witnesses said. With the exception of victimless crimes (which need not concern us here), every single crime committed in this nation of ours involves a victim. A purple lady's bicycle was missing from Serendipity Lane recently. Chairman Billings asked Board members to muster support from parent-teacher groups to support the governor's task force on driving while intoxicated. He hasn't even had his day in court yet, but Simon Wynne has been kicked off the ESU basketball team after being arrested and accused of driving a parked car while intoxicated. Montreal police don't hesitate to use whatever laws, regulations or persuasion they feel they need to control morality in the city and prevent it from getting a foothold. A college friendship that began a year ago ended in matrimony yesterday.
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Vampire Joke
What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ? He cut all his fingers off !
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Dumb People Joke
If athletes get athlete's foot, astronauts get missile toe. A bird dog could be called a point setter. James Fenimore Cooper wrote about the life of Santa Claus in his novel The Deer Sleigher. What's the difference between a one-winged angel and a two-winged angel? It's a matter of a pinion!It's a matter of my opinion that Yule love the game we're about to play. In each sentence below, fill in the blank or blanks with an expression commonly used at Christmastide. Answers repose at the end of this column. 1. On December '24
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Children Joke
Two girls were talking in the corridor. 'That boy over there is getting on my nerves, ' said Clarrie. 'But he's not even looking at you, ' replied Clara. 'That's what's getting on my nerves, ' retorted Clarrie.
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Cat Joke
Law of Rug Configuration
No rug may remain in its naturally flat state for very long.
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