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Dumb Blonde Joke
Q: What do you call a blonde on a University Campus?
A: A visitor.
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Banana Joke
What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.
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Stupid Blonde Joke
Buying A BullTwo sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need topurchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale. Upon leaving, she tells her sister, 'When I get there, if I decide tobuy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home. 'The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decidesshe does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $'599
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Naughty Joke
A young girl is speaking with her father. 'Daddy, what's that between your legs?''That's my hedgehog. ''Wow, it's got a massive cock. '
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Monster Joke
What did the monster say to his psychiatrist? 'I feel abominable. '
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Fishing Joke
What sort of net is useless for catching fish ? A football net !
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We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say it was your stupidity. Well, I'll see you in my dreams -- if I eat too much. Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach. Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice. Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself. I'll never forget the first time we met -- although, I'll keep trying. You are not the worst person in the world, but until one worse comes along, you'll do. If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello, I'd say boo! I feel sorry for you because you are so homely, but I feel even sorrier for other people because they have to look at you. Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness. And your body is ugly, too. I know one should judge a man by what he really is instead of by appearances, but you are REALLY ugly.
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If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around the house, you can be sure that he is referring to the lawn mower, the car, the errands, and the baby carriage.
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