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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Cannibal Joke
Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people.
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Dinosaur Joke
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
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Marriage Joke
A wife woke up from her night's sleep and began recounting her dream to her husband.
'I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks in this place,' she began. 'The big ones went for a 10 and the thick ones went for 20. '
'How about the ones like mine?' asked her husband.
'Those they gave away,' she replied tongue in cheek.
'I had a dream too,' started the husband.
'I dreamt they were auctioning off fannies. The pretty ones went for a 1000 and the little tight ones went for double that!'
'And how much for the ones like mine?' enquired the wife to her husband.
'That's where they held the auction,' he replied.
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Great Joke
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class. She quickly turned and asked, 'What's so funny Bobby?''Well teacher, I just saw one of your garters. ''Get out of my classroom, ' she yells, 'I don't want to see you for three days!'The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment; she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard. Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male student. She quickly turns and asks, 'What's so funny Billy?''Well teacher, I just saw BOTH of your garters. 'Again she yells, 'Get out of my classroom!' This time the punishment is more severe, and tells him - 'I don't want to see you for three weeks!'Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she turns around again. So she bends over to pick it up. This time there is an burst of laughter from another male student. She quickly turns to see Little Johnny leaving the classroom. 'And where do you think you are going?' she asks. 'Well teach, from what I just saw, my school days are over!'
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Dirty Joke
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?
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Horse Joke
Where did the newlywed horses stay? In the bridle suite!
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Food Joke
What's a fresh vegetable? One that insults a farmer.
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Barbie doll Joke
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Divorce Barbie . . . includes the house, the car, and half of Ken's belongings
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