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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of good clean jokes for kids and other funny jokes |
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Dumb Blonde Joke
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) Well. . . Like, I dunno!
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Frog Joke
Why do frogs have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !
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Love and Marriage Joke
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her to fancy restaurants and expensive resorts. Finally, he proposed, 'Bernie, if you will marry me, I have enough money to provide you with anything your little heart desires. ' 'Sorry John. ' she replied. 'I'm not ready to settle down yet. And besides, you can't buy my love, but if the price is right, I might see my way clear to rent you some. '
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Medical Joke
Hiram answers the telephone, and it's an emergency room doctor. The doctor says, 'Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will be on a respirator the rest of her life. 'Hiram says, 'My God. What's the good news?'The doctor says, 'I'm kidding. She's dead. '
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Website Joke
Who started the campfire website? Some bright spark.
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Military Joke
Flash - New Weapon in America's Arsenal - Dubbed 'The Chicken Gun'Senate majority leader Howard H. Baker Jr. , expressed astonishment to the Senate, over recent news accounts of an Air Force 'chicken gun. 'It seems the gun is a converted 20-foot cannon capable of hurling dead four-pound chickens at airplanes at 700 miles per hour . . . The armament is used to help find ways to reduce accidents caused by jets hitting birds. 'My first reaction to this story was one of bitterness, ' Baker told colleagues. 'I wonder why a 'special classified briefing' had not been set up for members of Congress on the new chicken gun and I wondered if Secretary of Defense Casper Weinberger was planning one. 'Baker also wondered aloud 'how far along the Soviet Union is with the deployment of their 'chicken gun
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Law Joke
Malborn sat in his attorney's office.
'Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?' the lawyer said.
'Give me the bad news first. '
'Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars. '
'That's the bad news?' asked Malborn incredulously. 'I can't wait to hear the terrible news. '
'The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary. '
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Marriage Joke
Q: How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding? A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.
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