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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Christmas Joke - 1
Can I have a broken drum for Christmas? The best thing you could have asked for. You can't beat it!
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Military Joke
The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual sailor's experience in the Army. After turning in from a four to eight watch the seaman overslept and missed muster. When questioned he said: 'Due to my metabolic inability to cope with change I did not respond to external stimuli and remained in a comatose condition. 'The C. P. O. , who didn't understand a word, listened to this report with awe and sent the sailor to the psychiatrist.
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Computer Joke
Justify my text ? I'm sorry, but it has no excuse
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Dumb People Joke
A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites. Big deal you may say, but there's a twist here that makes him a candidate. It seems he and a friend were playing catch with a rattlesnake. The friend (a future Darwin Awards candidate himself) was hospitalized.
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Love and Marriage Joke
A guy was invited to some old friends' home for dinner. His buddy preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Jaanu, etc.
The guy was impressed since the couple had been married almost 70 years. While the wife was off in the kitchen he said to his buddy: 'I think it's wonderful that after all the years you've been married, you still call your wife those pet names. '
His buddy hung his head. 'To tell you the truth,' he said, 'I forgot her name about ten years ago. '
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Blonde Joke - 2
This executive was interviewing a nervous young blonde women for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, 'If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?' The blonde quickly responded, 'The living one. '
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Blonde Joke - 1
A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied, ''What for? Are you going to set it on fire!''
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Love and Marriage Joke
A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical joke was in order. One of the duties of the best man is to make arrangements for the pick up and return of the groom's tuxedo. After final fitting, rent an extra coat jacket that is either three or four sizes smaller or larger than the groom's. Explain to the tux shop what you're up to. Pick up the groom's fitted coat, switch with the extra rented coat, and deliver to the groom only when it becomes time to actually get dressed. The friend of mine wore a 42 long, but the one I provided was a 38 short. Talk about some serious fun! Don't reveal that you know anything as long as possible.
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