|
|
|
The
Best Humor Sites on the Internet |
|
Christmas Jokes
Funny Jokes Online
MOCKERY
Ghost Pictures
Ghost Stories
Hilarious Horoscopes
Bizarre Webcam
notMENSA
society for the stupid
Cheap posters
Raunchiest Riddles
Worst Jobs in the World
Love Poems
Inspirational Poems
Funny Poems
Famous Poems
Free Diet Plans
Top Paying
Keywords
Keyword Suggestions
Everything you want to know about everything!
Weird eBay
mesothelioma types
Top 100 Baby Names
flowers online
Poker Articles
Free View Webcams
Work from Home
World History
Baby Name Chooser
Text Links
Online Advertising
Flowers
Top searches
Weird Website
Children's Books
Scottish Jokes
Robert Burns Poems
Midge Jokes
Fathers Jokes
Funny Jokes
Love Quotes
Famous Quotes
Inspirational Quotes
Funny Quotes
Movie Quotes
Friendship Quotes
Get Found
anime girls
5QS |
|
|
No animals were eaten, killed, maimed, wounded, slightly
injured, experimented on, tortured, eaten, sacrificed, frightened,
bullied, teased, humiliated, tickled, upset, ravished, tantalized,
pulled out of a hat, dishonoured or criticised during the making of this
website. Some jokes however were severely tortured in an effort to make
them funny. |
| |
|
|
Welcome to our archive of jokes, riddles, poems and .
. . everything!!!
Over the years we have published over 100,000 jokes,
50,000 poems, 40,000 riddles, 20,000 pictures, 10,000 funny articles
and 2 combine harvesters.
So have a look around, enjoy and get those crops cut
as soon as possible!!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
|
|
|
Archive of golden wedding anniversary jokes and other funny jokes |
|
Horse Joke
Two stupid men bought a bunch of Arab horses at an auction, paying one hundred dollars apiece for them. Then they drove to another auction, and sold all their horsesfor the same price they'd paid for them. After counting their money at the end of the day, they realize they'd ended up with no more money than they'd started with. 'See!' said one. 'I told you we shoulda bought more horses!'
= = = = = = = = = =
Free Joke
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The entrance opens, and two men walk up the aisle, dressed in pilots' uniforms--both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a seeing-eye dog, and the other is tapping his way up the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin; but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming. The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and people at the windows realize that they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport territory. As it begins to look as though the plane will never take off, that it will plow into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin--but at that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon they have all retreated into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands. Up in the cockpit, the copilot turns to the pilot and says, 'You know, Bob, one of these days, they're going to scream too late, and we're all gonna die. . . '
= = = = = = = = = =
Dog Joke - 1
Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer who said his dog could draw. His dog's name was 'T-Square', and he told him to get some paper and draw a square, a circle and a triangle, which he did with no sweat. The accountant said he thought his dog, 'Balance', could do better. He told him to fetch a dozen cookies and divide them into piles of three, which he did with no problem. The chemist said that was a very good stunt, but that his dog, 'Apothecary', could do better yet. He told his dog to get a quart of milk and pour seven ounces into a ten ounce glass. Apothecary did this without a hitch. All three men agreed their dogs were equally smart. They turned to the Civil Servant and asked him what his dog could do. The Civil Servant called his dog, whose name was 'Coffee break', and said, 'Show the fellows what you can do, old buddy. ' Coffee Break then stroll ed over and ate the cookies, drank the milk, shit on the paper, screwed the other three dogs and claimed he injured his back while doing so. He then filed a grievance for unsafe conditions, applied for Workers' Compensation, and left for home on sick leave.
= = = = = = = = = =
Dentist Joke
Gerald: 'Have you ever come across a man who, at the slightest touch, caused you to thrill and tremble in every fiber of your being?' Mabel: 'Yes, the dentist. '
= = = = = = = = = =
Children Joke
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, 'Mom, I've decided I'm going to be a minister when I grow up. 'That's okay with us, ' the mother said, 'But what made you decide to be a minister?' 'Well, ' the boy replied, 'I'll have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell than to sit still and listen.
= = = = = = = = = =
Naughty Joke
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite. 'Do you have reservations?' asked the desk clerk. 'Only one, ' replied the groom, 'she won't take it up the ass. '
= = = = = = = = = =
Bumper Stickers - 2
Unless you're the lead dog, the view doesn't change
= = = = = = = = = =
College Humor
Why are women so bad at mathematics?Because men keep telling them that this. . . <---------------------->is 12 inches.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Note : Many of our jokes have been
submitted by guests - if you find any that are offensive please let
us know and they will be removed immediately. |
|
| |
|
