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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of golden anniversary jokes and other funny jokes |
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Dentist Joke
Did you get your money? ask the wife of the dentist who had just return from the delinquent patient's home. 'Not a cent, ' growled the dentist, 'and worse than that, he insulted me, and gnashed my teeth at me!'
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Internet Joke
Have you seen www. dustbin. com? Yes, but it's a load of rubbish.
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Government Humor
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results. Clinton was a perfect match. So was all of Arkansas.
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Website Joke
Why are elephants no good at Net surfing? Because they're scared of the mouse.
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Bumper Stickers - 5
Life is a glitch in the universal program; death is just the programmer's way of debugging.
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Joke for Speeches
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them to court. The judge says, 'do you want to live with your dad?' the kid says 'no! he beats me!'. The judge says, 'you want to live with your mom?' 'no! she beats me too!'. So the judge says, 'who do you want to live with then?'The kid says, 'The Cleveland Browns. . . they can't beat anybody!'
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock Who's there ! Cargo ! Cargo who ? Cargo better if you fill it with gas first !
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Blonde Joke - 2
Three blondes are stranded on an island. A fairy comes along and says that she will grant each person a wish. So the first blonde says she wants to be really smart so she digs and finds a cell phone and calls the Army. The second blonde says that she wants to be even smarter so she finds a flair and sets it off. The third blonde says that she wants to be even smarter than both of them, so the fairy changes her hair color to black and she says, ' Let's go over the bridge. '
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