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Frog Joke
What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart's new?
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Sporting Joke
Did you hear about the world's dumbest center? They had to stencil on his pants: This End Up. On his shoes they put, T. G. I. F. , 'Toes go in first. '
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Weather Joke
Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun? -It burns too easily
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Bar Joke - 1
John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that he was stopped because his tail light was burned out. John said, 'I'm very sorry officer, I didn't realize it was out, I'll get it fixed right away. 'Just then Jessica said, 'I knew this would happen when I told you two days ago to get that light fixed. ' So the officer asked for John's license and after looking at it said, 'Sir your license has expired. ' And again John apologized and mentioned that he didn't realize that it had expired and would take care of it first thing in the morning. Jessica said, 'I told you a week ago that the state sent you a letter telling you that your license had expired. ' Well by this time, John is a bit upset with his wife contradicting him in front of the officer, and he said in a rather loud voice, 'Jessica, shut your mouth!' pr0perty0fgl0wp0rtThe officer then leaned over toward Jessica and asked. 'Does your husband always talk to you like that?'Jessica replied, 'only when he's drunk. '
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Election Joke
Hillary Clinton died and, Lord knows why, went to heaven. St. Peter approached her and says 'Hillary, I know you're 'somebody' down on Earth, but up here, you're just another person. And, I'm swamped right now, so have a seat and I'll get back with you as soon as I can. '
So Hillary sits down and begins looking at her surroundings. She notices a huge wall that extends as far as the eye can see. And on that wall there are millions and millions of clocks. She can't help notice that on occasion some of the clocks jump ahead fifteen minutes.
When St. Peter returns she asks 'What's the deal with the clocks?'
St. Peter replies 'There is a clock on the wall for every married man on Earth. '
Hillary asks, 'Well what does it mean when the clock jumps ahead 15 minutes?'
St. Peter replies, 'That means that the man that belongs to that clock has just committed adultery. '
Hillary asks, 'Well, is my husband's clock on the wall?'
St. Peter replies, 'Of course not. God has it in his office and is using it for an electric fan. '
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Animal World
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me. . . They must be gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me. . . I must be a god!
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Aviation Joke
'This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently flying at a height of '35
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Worlds Best Joke
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
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