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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock Who's there ! Cathy ! Cathyl who ? Cathy free. Never had it. Never will !
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Bible Joke
God, I was wondering. . . how long is a million years to you?'God answered, 'Son, a million years to me is like a second to you. 'So the man asks, 'God how much is a million dollars to you?'And God answered, 'Son a million dollars to me is like one penny to you. 'So the man asks, 'God, can I have one of your pennies?'And God answers, 'Just a second son. '
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Clinton Joke
Q: What do Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common? A: Neither one is very bright.
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Poker and Gambling Joke
A woman is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Las Vegas.
She's down to her last $10.
Exasperated, she exclaims, 'What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?'
A man standing next to her, trying to calm her down, suggests, 'I don't know. . . why don't you play your age?'
He walks away. Moments later, his attention is grabbed by a great commotion at the roulette table. Maybe she won! He rushes back to the table and pushes his way through the crowd. The lady is lying limp on the floor, with the table operator kneeling over her.
The man is stunned. He asks, 'What happened? Is she alright?'
The operator replies, 'I don't know. She put all her money on 29, and 36 came up. Then she just fainted!'
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Bath Joke
Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed in the van as look out and the other went into the storeroom. Fifteen minutes went by, then half an hour, then an hour, and no sign of him. The look out finally grew impatient and went to look for his partner. Inside the store the two came face to face. 'Where have you been?' demanded the worried look out. 'The boss told me to take a bath, but I couldn't find the soap and a towel. '
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Banana Joke
What is the difference between a banana and a bell? You can only peel (peal) the banana once.
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Weird Women Joke
What are the three fastest means of communication?Internet Telephone Telawoman!
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Ghost Joke
Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche? At a ghastly station.
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