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A couple decided that the only way to have a quickie while their ten-year- old son was in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and let him give a running report on what was going on in the neighbourhood. So the boy stood on the balcony and reported on everything that was happening. 'A police car has just called at the Hamiltons' house, the Chandlers are taking delivery of a new wardrobe, and the Mitchell's are having sex. ' Hearing this, the boy's parents shot bolt upright. 'How do you know the Mitchells are having sex?' 'Because their kid is standing on the balcony too. '
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A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada's IRS) asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. 'Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper, ' the accountant replied. Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice. 'Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and tie. 'Confused, the man went to his Priest, told him of the conflicting advice, and requested some resolution of the dilemma. 'Let me tell you a story, ' replied the Priest. 'A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. 'Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck. ' But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice. Wear your most sexy negligee, with a V neck right down to your navel. 'The man protested: 'What does all this have to do with my problem with the Revenue Canada?!''Simple', replied the Priest. . . 'It doesn't matter what you wear, you are going to get screwed!'
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Weird Women Joke
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.
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Parent Joke
Can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse? asked Rupert. 'Okay, ' replied his father, 'but don't stand too close. '
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Old age Joke
Are you getting older and wiser? No, he's getting older and wider!
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Worlds Best Joke
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week.
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Baby Joke
A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. 'Well, Skip, ' said the scout, 'Mum had only one dose of castor oil left, so I let my baby brother have it. '
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What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian? They had a feast of fun.
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