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Save the Dolphins. What did the cows do wrong?
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Stupid Blonde Joke
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So Vikki mounts the horse, taps its butt, and the horse starts to take off at a reasonable speed. She is having fun, and decides she wants to go a little faster, so she kicks the horses butt, and the horse goes just a little faster. All of a sudden Vikki begins to lose her grip on the reigns of the horse and she begins to fall off, she starts screaming but the horse seemingly unoticing its rider continues. . . Now Vikki is grabbing on the the horses mane when she beigns to feel tired and her grip starts to fail. The blond lets go of the horses mane, only to get her foot caught in the saddle. So now she is riding along, the horse unnoticing and Vikki's head is beating against the ground over, and over, and over. She almost loses conscience when the Wal-Mart manager runs out and turns off the horse. Sent by Marge
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Ethnic Joke - 1
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Ram Pam Sim Wimm, to watch and report anyactivities that might develop. A few days later, he received this report: Most honorable sir: You leave house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she get on train. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree-look in window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. Fall out of tree, not see. No Fee. Sent by Marina
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Business Joke
A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to live. The doctor advises her to marry an economist and to live in South Dakota. The woman asks: will this cure my illness?The doctor replies: No, but the half year will seem pretty long.
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Marriage Joke
A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in his class. He wrote on his paper, 'The early Mormons believed in having more than one wife. This is called polygamy. But we believe in having only one wife. This is called monotony'
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Fishing Joke
Three priests were fishing on a boat when they ran out of bait. The first priest got up and walk across the water to get some more bait. After 2 hours they ran out of bait again and the second priest said he would go get more bait. . . so he got up and walk across the water. After 3 hours of fishing they ran out of bait again and the third priest said he would get more bait. So he stepped out of the boat and went straight to the bottom. The first priest turned to the second priest and asked, 'Should we have told him where the rocks were? '
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Farmer Joke
Q: When is a farmer like a magician? A: When he turns his cow to pasture.
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Insect Joke
First Caribou: What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind? Second Caribou: A maybee.
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