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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Stupid Blonde Joke
Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave to her.
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College Humor
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking?A: Because all those men already have boyfriends.
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you'll see me standing here.
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Spoof Joke
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles up to the bar and announces: 'I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!'
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Father Joke
Young Larry stopped by the corner grocery store and read the following list to the clerk:
10 pounds sugar at $1. 25 a pound
4 pounds coffee at $1. 50 a pound
2 pounds butter at $1. 10 a pound
2 bars soap at $. 83 each
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Clinton Joke
Q: What's the differents between Bill Clinton and an elephant? A: About 20 pounds and a jogging suit.
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Bible Joke
A young lad was visiting a church for the first time, checking all the announcements and posters along the walls. When he came to a group of pictures of men in uniform, he asked a nearby usher, 'Who are all those men in the pictures?' The usher replied, 'Why, those are our boys who died in the service'. Dumbfounded, the youngster asked, 'Was that the morning service or the evening service?'
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Computers Joke
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95. Isaac is incredulous. 'Pop, ' he says, 'you can't run Windows 95 on yourold, slow 386. Everyone knows that you need at least a fast 486 with aminimum of 16 megs of memory in order to multitask effectively with Windows 95. 'But Abraham, the man of faith, gazed calmly at his son and replied, 'Godwill provide the RAM, my son'.
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