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Father Joke
Friend: 'How's your history paper coming?'
Student: 'Well, my history professor suggested that I use the internet for research, and it's been very helpful.
Friend: 'Really?'
Student: 'Yes! I've already located 17 people who sell history papers!'
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Farmer Joke
How does a farmer send messages? By e-i-e-i-o-mail.
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Cow Joke
How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them!
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Criminal Joke
Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving. So why didn't you take the food instead of the cash out of the till? Burglar: Your Honour! I'm a proud man, sir, and I make it a rule to pay for everything I eat.
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Banana Joke
What is long and yellow and always points north? A magnetic banana.
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Elephant Joke
What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater ? Terrified !
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Hair and bald Joke
America's oldest lady was 115 years old today, and she hasn't got a grey hair on her head. How come? She's completely bald.
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Funny Kids Joke
A group of Chinese men were on a safari in Kenya when they came across a pride of lions.
'Oh look,' says one of the lions, 'a Chinese takeaway. '
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