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Hair and bald Joke
When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ? When your bald !
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Cat Joke
Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons? - A: A sourpuss!
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Blonde Joke - 1
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, 'Can you help me when you get home?''Sure, ' he replies. 'What's the problem?''Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces. ' 'Look on the box, ' he said. 'There's always a picture of what the puzzle is. ' 'It's a big rooster, ' she said. The husband arrives home and tells his blonde wife, 'Okay, put the corn flakes back in the box. '
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Bumper Stickers - 1
I gave up drinking, smoking and sex - Worst minutes of my life
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Short Stupid Joke
Vincent Van Gogh had a really large family. Here's a listing of some of the lessor known ones. . . The grandfather who moved to Yugoslavia . . . . . . . . U. GoghThe brother who bleached all his clothes white . . Hue GoghThe sister who wore a mini skirt to dance in bars . . . Go GoghThe real obnoxious brother . . . . . . . . . . Please GoghThe brother who ate prunes . . . . . . . . . . . . Gotta GoghThe uncle who worked at a convenience store . . . . . . . Stop N GoghHis dizzy aunt . . . . . . . . . . . . . Verti GoghThe cousin that moved to Illinois . . . . . . . . . Chicah GoghHis magician uncle . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Wherediddy GoghThe cousin who lived in Mexico . . . . . . . . . . Amee GoghAnother cousin who lived in Mexico . . . . . . . . . Green GoghNephew that drove a stage coach . . . . . . . . . . Wells Far GoghAunt who was a good dancer . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Tan Gogh
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Funny Famous Joke
1. A man will pay 2 dollars for a 1 dollar item he wants. A woman will pay 1 dollar for a 2 dollar item that she doesn't want. 2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. 5. Married men live longer than single men but married men are a lot more willing to die. 6. Any married man should forget his mistakes there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. 7. Men wake up as good looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. 8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does. 9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. 10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.
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Parent Joke
When is a parent like a child? When he's a miner.
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Computer Joke
Why did the computer act crazy? It had a screw loose.
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