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Salesmen Joke
Is your mother home? the salesman asked a small boy sitting on the steps in front of a house. 'Yeah, she's home, ' the boy said, scooting over to let him past. The salesman rang the doorbell, got no response, knocked once, then again. Still no one came to the door. Turning to the boy, the fellow said, 'I thought you said your mother was home. ' The kid replied, 'She is; but this isn't where I live.
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I'm not your monkey
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Joke for Halloween
'Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. 'If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press2. If you have multiple personalities, please press '3
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Dieting Joke
The biggest drawback to fasting for seven days is that it makes one weak.
Sweets are the destiny that shapes our ends.
Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it.
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American Joke
An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years. One day he Decided that he would love to plant potatoes and herbs in his garden, but he knew he was alone and too old and weak. His son was in college in Paris, so the old man sent him an e-mail explaining the problem:
'Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't plant potatoes in my garden. I am sure, if only you were here, that you would help me and dig up the garden for me. I love you, your father. '
The following day, the old man received a response e-mail from his son:
'Beloved father, please don't touch the garden. That is where I have hidden 'the THING. ' I love you, too, Ahmed. '
At 4pm the FBI and the Rangers visited the house of the old man and took the whole garden apart, searching every inch. But they couldn't find anything. Disappointed, they left the house.
The next day, the old man received another e-mail from his son:
'Beloved father, I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant your potatoes. That is all I could do for you from here. Your loving son, Ahmed. '
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Idiot and fool Joke
Did you hear about the Baton Rouge bride who cancelled the wedding when she heard her friends were planning to give her a shower?
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Dance Joke
Two fonts walk into a line dance club. The barman says to them, 'Get out. We don't serve your type here. '
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School Joke
Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please? Don't tell me that they haven't found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy!
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