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Love and Marriage Joke
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives. The third remains silent. After a while, one of the first two turned to the third and sez 'Well. . . What about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife ?' 'Well, on our honeymoon, I made damn sure my wife came to me on her hands and knees. ' he bragged and took another sip of beer. His friends were amazed ! 'What happened then ?' they asked, almost in unison. 'Well, then she said, 'Get the hell out from under that bed and fight like a man !' ' he admitted.
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Blonde Joke - 2
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
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Law Joke
Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?
It's called, Sosumi.
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Best Joke
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet. 'Hello?' she cried, but no answer. 'Is there anyone here?' she cried a little louder, but still no answer. Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and again she yelled: 'HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE!!?' Then she heard a voice from far, far away: 'Hello! We're down here. . . '
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
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Marriage Joke
Both of my marriages have been disappointing. My first wife left me and my second one didn't. marr
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Ethnic Joke - 2
What's the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl's assholeto make her squeal with delight? Give him a raise.
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