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Office Humor
New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: 'I want to rush for '1
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Marriage Joke
A mother and her child were at a wedding. A little boy looks at his mom and says, 'Mommy, why does the girl wear white?' His mom replies, 'The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life. ' The boy thinks about this, and then says, 'Well then, why is the boy wearing black?'
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Dumb People Joke
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I don't know, there are some things even a blonde won't do. A2: Something that when it gives you a blow job, it won't stop until it gets blood.
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Book title Joke
Out for the Count by Esau Stars
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Redneck Joke
What's sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma's ashes under your foreskin. . . .
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Humorous Joke
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school, which leave 48 million to do the work. Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government. And since we KNOW they don't do a d***** thing, this leaves 19 million to do the work. Four million are in the Armed Forces (i. e. let's soak up more tax dollars while we play 'Doom'), which leaves 15 million to do the work. Take from the total the '14
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Beauty Joke
Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn't pretty and wasn't ugly ? She was pretty ugly
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Funny Kids Joke
Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!Q: What is a polygon?A: A dead parrot!Q: What flies through the jungle singing opera?A: The parrots of Penzance!Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?A: A firequaker!Q: What is a parrot's favorite game?A: Hide and Speak!Q: Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?A: Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!Q: What did the gamekeeper say to the lord of the manor?A: 'The pheasants are revolting'!Q: What is the definition of Robin?A: A bird who steals!Q: When is the best time to buy budgies?A: When they're going cheap!
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