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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Law Joke
Q: What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A tick falls off of you when you die.
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Moooooooove, I'm trying to speed!
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Forget about World Peace. . . Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
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Funny College Joke
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back, ajaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass to pay forit all.
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Animal Joke
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal shows him quarters, he asks the corporal, 'The base is rather isolated, what do the men do for female companionship?'The corporal replies, 'On Fridays, they let us use the camels. 'The lieutentent is disgusted, but says nothing. After a few weeks, however, the new officer is very lonely. He decides that if everyone else is doing it, why shouldn't he. The next friday, the young lieutentent slinks over to the camel pens and, after looking around, drops his pants and starts humping a female camel. The camel is not amused and makes a huge uproar. The same corporal comes in to investigate. 'Lieutenent! What are you doing. ''Come on man, ' replied the embarrased officer, 'You yourself told me we could use the camels on Fridays. ''Yes sir, ' replied the corporal. 'But most of us just ride them into town. '
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Dog Joke - 1
How can if you have a stupid dog ? It chases parked cars !
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At Work Joke
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly hired red-headed assistant into his office. 'Do youknow what time we quit around here ?' he asked. 'Sure !' the girl nervously giggled. 'Whenever somebody knocks on the door. '
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Children Joke
A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory exploration. With their eyes closed, they would feel objects from pumicestones to pine cones and smell aromatic herbs and exotic fruits. Then one day, the teacher brought in a great variety of lifesavers, more flavors than you could ever imagine. 'Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these, 'announced the teacher. Without difficulty, they managed to identifythe taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacherhad them put honey flavored lifesavers in their mouths, every oneof the children was stumped. 'I'll give you a hint, ' said the teacher. 'It's something yourDaddy and Mommy probably call each other all the time. 'Instantly, one of the children spat the lifesaver out of his mouthand shouted, 'Spit 'em out, you guys, they're assholes!'
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