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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Time Joke
What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend? Long time no sea.
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Dirty Joke
Q: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde? A: One's a phony buck.
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Dumb Men Joke
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
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Bumper Stickers - 7
Welcome To Shit Creek – Sorry, We’re Out Of Paddles
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Farming Joke
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, 'Pull, Nellie, pull. ' Buddy didn't move. Then the farmer hollered, 'Pull, Buster, pull. ' Buddy didn't respond. Once more the farmer commanded, 'Pull, Jennie, pull. ' Nothing. Then the farmer nonchalantly said, 'Pull, Buddy, pull. ' And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch. The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times. The farmer said, 'Oh, Buddy is blind, and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn't even try!'
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Blonde Joke - 1
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a deserted island together. The island is 20 miles from the nearest inhabited island so they all decide to try to swim there. The redhead makes it 10 miles, is exhausted, gives up, and drowns. The brunette makes it 15 miles before she's too tired to go any farther and drowns. The blonde gets 19 miles away from the deserted island, decides she's too tired to go any farther, and swims all the way back to the deserted island.
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Golf Joke
Q: What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies he doesn't have to bring anything home to prove it!
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Funny Kids Joke
Why did the undertaker cut his clients' bodies into little pieces before burying them?
He liked then to rest in pieces.
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