|
|
|
The
Best Humor Sites on the Internet |
|
Christmas Jokes
Funny Jokes Online
MOCKERY
Ghost Pictures
Ghost Stories
Hilarious Horoscopes
Bizarre Webcam
notMENSA
society for the stupid
Cheap posters
Raunchiest Riddles
Worst Jobs in the World
Love Poems
Inspirational Poems
Funny Poems
Famous Poems
Free Diet Plans
Top Paying
Keywords
Keyword Suggestions
Everything you want to know about everything!
Weird eBay
mesothelioma types
Top 100 Baby Names
flowers online
Poker Articles
Free View Webcams
Work from Home
World History
Baby Name Chooser
Text Links
Online Advertising
Flowers
Top searches
Weird Website
Children's Books
Scottish Jokes
Robert Burns Poems
Midge Jokes
Fathers Jokes
Funny Jokes
Love Quotes
Famous Quotes
Inspirational Quotes
Funny Quotes
Movie Quotes
Friendship Quotes
Get Found
anime girls
5QS |
|
|
No animals were eaten, killed, maimed, wounded, slightly
injured, experimented on, tortured, eaten, sacrificed, frightened,
bullied, teased, humiliated, tickled, upset, ravished, tantalized,
pulled out of a hat, dishonoured or criticised during the making of this
website. Some jokes however were severely tortured in an effort to make
them funny. |
| |
|
|
Welcome to our archive of jokes, riddles, poems and .
. . everything!!!
Over the years we have published over 100,000 jokes,
50,000 poems, 40,000 riddles, 20,000 pictures, 10,000 funny articles
and 2 combine harvesters.
So have a look around, enjoy and get those crops cut
as soon as possible!!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
|
|
|
Archive of funny wedding favors and other funny jokes |
|
Time Joke
What dog can tell the time ? A watch dog !
= = = = = = = = = =
Birthday Joke
A kindly old lady came across a little boy sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out. 'What's the matter?' she asked. 'It's my birthday!' he hollered. 'And I had a bicycle and a new tracksuit and this afternoon there's to be a party with crisps and jelly and a birthday cake and a disco afterwards. . . ' and he had to stop talking because he was crying so hard. 'But That's lovely, ' said the old lady. 'Why are you crying?' 'Because I'm lost!'
= = = = = = = = = =
Criminal Joke
A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in the same car. . . Who is driving the car? A police officer!
= = = = = = = = = =
Bumper Stickers - 5
Life is not a garden, so quit being a hoe!
= = = = = = = = = =
Computer Joke
1. Their company logo: two tin cans and a length of string. 2. You check out their address, and it's a phone booth containing a Compaq portable and an acoustic coupler. 3. Their chief technical officer lives in a 10-foot-by-7-foot shack in the woods. 4. Their proud boast: 'We've been on the Internet since it was CB radio. ' 5. Their promo materials use the words 'information' and 'superhighway' in the same sentence. 6. You order an SLIP/PPP connection, email, and 2MB of server space for your personal Web site, and the voice on the other end of the phone asks 'Would you like fries with that?' 7. 'As seen in Better Business Bureau special reports. ' 8. 'Access speeds up to 9,600 BPS in most areas. ' 9. They hawk both domain names and Rolexes on street corners. 10. They charge by the word.
= = = = = = = = = =
Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Benny ! Bennny who ? Benny thing happening !
= = = = = = = = = =
Space Joke
How do spacemen pass the time on long trips ? They play astronauts and crosses !
= = = = = = = = = =
Silliest Joke
One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle, when he opened it up a genie poped out. The genie said he could have one wish. The man thought about it a while then told the man that he was afraid of heights and got sea sick, but really wanted to go to Hawaii so he asked the genie to make a highway to Hawaii. 'I don't know said the genie', that is really difficult. Do you have another request?''Well, I really want to know all about women, you know, how they tick and why their the way they are!'The genie replied: 'Will that be two lanes or four?'
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Note : Many of our jokes have been
submitted by guests - if you find any that are offensive please let
us know and they will be removed immediately. |
|
| |
|
