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School Joke
Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to? Pupil: Nobody I know!
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Legal Humor
A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the rates. 'Fifty dollars for three questions, ' replied the lawyer. 'Isn't that awfully steep?' asked the man. 'Yes, ' the lawyer replied, 'and what was your third question?'
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Funny College Joke
With all the recent talk of cloning, you'd think it was a new thing. But in fact, a very wealthy westerner had himself cloned many years ago. The boy grew up to have very foul mouth. The more the son swore, themadder the father got. One day, the father got so mad he pushed his son off a high cliff. The sheriff arrested him for making an obscene clone fall.
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Strange Humor
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her recently deceased husband is published. After the editorinforms her that the fee for the obituary is 50 cents a word, shepauses, reflects and then says, 'Well, then, let it read 'Fred Browndied'. ' Confounded at the woman's thrift, the editor stammers that there is a7-word minimum for all obituaries. The woman pauses again, counts onher fingers and replies, 'In that case, 'Fred Brown died: 1983 Pick-upfor sale'. '
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School Joke
Teacher : Can't you retain anything in your head overnight ? Pupil : Of course, I've had this cold in my head for two days !
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Spoof Joke
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only said his famous 'One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Mankind' statement, but followed it by several remarks - usual communication traffic between him, the other astronauts and Mission Control. Before he re-entered the lander, he made the enigmatic remark 'Good luck, Mr. Gorsky. 'Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut; however, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian nor American space programs. Over the years, many people have questioned him as to what the 'Good luck, Mr. Gorsky' statement meant. On July '5
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Bar Joke - 1
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
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Funny Kids Joke
What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit warren?
Hot Cross Bunnies.
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