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Rabbit Joke
Why did the rabbits go on strike? They wanted a better celery!
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Bumper Stickers - 6
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
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Sport Joke
Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler 'overs!' before the ball passes the arrows, you get to throw the ball over, unless of course, you get a strike. In which case, you can renege on the 'overs'. When your team is about 10 marks down in the 8th or 9th frame, you can invoke the rule 'First Team Through Bowling Wins the Game', and your team still has a chance. After a member of the opposing team bowls 4 strikes in a row, he/she must bowl the next 4 frames blindfolded. If he/she continues to strike, his/her shoelaces will be tied together for 2 frames. When you leave the 10-pin and you know you can't make the spare, but another member of your team can, invoke the 'Designated Bowler' rule. After you have 4 splits in one game, you may say 'Kings X' and take those 4 frames over. However, if you split on the 2nd time around, you accept it. After all, 'Fair is Fair'. If your ball goes in the gutter and jumps back onto the lane, knocking dow pins, by golly, you get them! That's much harder than to knock them down the conventional way. Good bowling should be recognized. A ball should be declared dead when you bowl 3 games without a strike. It shall be the owners privilege to decide on the disposition of said dead ball - Burial at Sea, Dropped from an airplane over a live volcano, or a simple burial in the city dump. For a small fee, a league officer can be bribed to deliver a short eulogy.
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10. 'Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!'9. 'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?'8. 'Put that thing away before you get us all killed. '7. 'You've got something jammed in here real good. '6. 'Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?'5. 'You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought. '4. 'Sorry about the mess. . . '3. 'Look at the size of that thing!'2. 'Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!'1. 'She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. '
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Best Joke Online
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times. On their wedding night, they settled into the bridal suite at their hotel and the bride said to her new groom, 'Please, promise to be gentle. I am still a virgin. 'This puzzled the groom, since after 12 marriages, he thought that at least one of her husbands would have been able to perform. He asked his new bride to explain the phenomenon. She responded:My first husband was a Sales Representative who spent our entire marriage telling me, in grandiose terms, 'It's gonna be great!'My second husband was from Software Services; he was never quite sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he would send me documentation. My third husband was from Field Services and constantly said that everything was diagnostically OK, but he just couldn't get the system up. My fourth husband was from Educational Services, and he simply said, Those who can, do; those who can't, teach. My fifth husband was from the Telemarketing Department and said that he had the orders, but he wasn't quite sure when he was going to be able to deliver. My sixth husband was an Engineer. He told me that he understood the basic process but needed three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. My seventh husband was from Finance and Administration. His comments were that he knew how, but he just wasn't sure whether it was his job. My eighth husband was from Standards and Regulations and told me that he was up to the standards but that regulations said nothing about how to do it. My ninth husband was a Marketing Manager. He said, 'I know I have the product. I'm just not sure how to position it. 'My tenth husband was a psychiatrist, and all he ever wanted to do was talk about it. My eleventh husband was a gynecologist, and all he ever wanted to do was look at it. My twelfth husband was a stamp collector, and all he ever wanted to do was -- God I miss him!So now I have married a lawyer, so I know I'm going to get screwed!
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Bible Joke
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay awake at night wondering if there really was a dog.
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Monster Joke
Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when suddenly through the wall came the ghost of his monster, with a rope round his neck. Frankenstein said, 'Monster, monster, what are you doing here?' The monster said, 'Well, boss, they hanged me this morning so now I've come to meet my maker. '
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Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?A. Slow down and use a lubricant. Q. What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?A. Money. Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job?A. After five years your job will still suck. Q. How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?A. It's not hard. Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts. Q: Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?A. She is the one who can eat the last donut!Q: What's the difference between a blimp and 365 blow jobs?A: One is a Goodyear, and the other is a great year!Q: Why do the men in Scotland wear kilts?A: Because the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
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