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Bumper Stickers - 6
The Big Bang Theory: God Spoke and BANG it Happened.
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Foreigners Joke
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a fine looking hooker looking at him. He stops, bangs on the window and says, 'So, what does this cost ??!!'. And the hooker replies, '25 dollars !!'. And the Pollock said , 'Hmm, that's not a lot of money for insulatedwindows !!'.
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Love and Marriage Joke
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, 'Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!' The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, 'She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume!'
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Funny Joke - 50 best Joke
Q. What does a woman's asshole do when she is having an orgasm? A. He is usually home with the kids!
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Children Joke
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came. Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was. 'It's a period' reported Johnnie. 'Well I can see that' she said. 'But what is so exciting about a period?''Damned if I know' said Johnnie, 'but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself. '
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Ethnic Humor
A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As he approached the great gate, he noticed that the terrain was bare with no greenery. He remarked to the gate keeper, 'Howdy Saint Peter. Say, this looks just like Texas. ''The gatekeeper replied, 'First of all, I'm not Saint Peter and second, you really don't know where you are at all, do you ?'
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Doctor and nurse Joke
The surgeon told his patient that woke up after having been operated: 'I'm afraid we're going to have to operate you again. Because, you see, I forgot my rubber gloves inside you. ' 'Well, if it's just because of them, I'd rather pay for them if you just leave me alone. '
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Blonde Joke - 1
Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle? A: Trying to put batteries in it.
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