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Welcome to our archive of jokes, riddles, poems and .
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Over the years we have published over 100,000 jokes,
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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of funny viral and other funny jokes |
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Spelling Joke
Can you spell jealousy with two letters? NV (envy).
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Bumper Stickers - 7
There is no shortcut to anywhere worth going.
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Old age Joke
How old is your Grandma? I dunno, but we've had him a long time.
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American Joke
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. 'But officer,' the man began, 'I can explain. '
'Just be quiet,' snapped the officer. 'I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back. '
'But, officer, I just wanted to say,. . . '
'And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!'
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, 'Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back. '
'Don't count on it,' answered the fellow in the cell. 'I'm the groom. '
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Waiter Joke
Customer: How come the Board of Health hasn't come in and closed you up? Waiter: They're afraid to eat here.
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Satire Joke
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
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Humor Joke
Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?A: A Bull-Dozer!
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Joke for Kids
President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience in Cuba, and he began, 'They accuse me of intervening in Angola. . . ' and a man going through the audience called out, 'Peanuts! Popcorn!'Castro went on: 'They say Im intervening in Mozambique. . . ' and the same loud voice shouted, 'Peanuts! Popcorn!Castro continued: 'They say Im intervening in Nicaragua. . . ' and the voice yelled again, 'Peanuts! Popcorn!'By this time Castro was boiling mad and he sputtered, 'Bring that man who is shouting 'Peanuts! Popcorn!' to me, and Ill kick him all the way to Miami. 'And everybody in the audience started shouting, 'Peanuts! Popcorn!'
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