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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Kids Fairy Tale Joke
Why was Cinderella no good at playing hockey?
Because she was always running away from the ball!
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Insect Joke
What kind of bee can't be understood ? A mumble bee !
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cuba.
Cuba who?
Cuba sugar.
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At Work Joke
A man was being interviewed for a job. 'Were you in the service?' ask the interviewer. 'Yes, I was a marine, ' responded the applicant. 'Did you see any active duty?' 'I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial disability. ' 'May I ask what happened?' 'Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and I lost both testicles. ' 'You're hired. You can start Monday at 10 am. ' 'When does everyone else start? I don't want any preferential treatment because of my disability. ' 'Everyone else starts at 7 am but I might as well be honest with you. Nothing gets done between 7 and 10. We just sit around scratching our balls trying to decide what to do first. '
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Short Stupid Joke
A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened criminals and they can expect stiff sentences when caught!
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Bumper Stickers - 5
I'm with the band.
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Computer Joke
What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer? PC Plod.
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Law Enforcement Joke
The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: 'Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!'
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