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Various animal Joke
What do you call a show full of lions ? The mane event !
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Ethnic Joke - 2
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and nextmorning found out that she was six months pregnant.
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Pensioner Joke
Worried because they hadn't heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring apartment, Mrs. Silver said to her son, 'Timmy, would you go next door and see how old Mrs. Kirkland is?' A few minutes later, Timmy returned. 'Well, ' asked Mrs. Silver, 'is she all right?' 'She's fine, except that she's angrywith you. ' 'With me?' the woman exclaimed. 'Whatever for?' 'She said 'It's none of your business how old she is, '' snickered Timmy.
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Horse Joke
One morning the farmer went out at sunrise to feed the horses, he fed all of his horses but one. As he was walking to his mare's stall to feed her, he discovered she wasn't there. So he told his wife and they looked for her all day and finally at sunset the farmer opens the door to the barn and discovers his mare with her head in a half empty bag of sweet feed, and the farmer yells to his wife: 'FOUND'ER!'
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Christmas Joke - 1
Did you hear about the stupid turkey? It was looking forward to Christmas!
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Letter Joke
Why do people leave letters at the football ground ? They want to catch the last goal-post !
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock Who's there ! Caroline ! Caroline who ? Caroline of rope with you !
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Kids Fairy Tale Joke
What is a mermaid's favourite song?
Salmon-chanted Evening!
What names do mermaids have?
How about Water-Lily? Or Coral?
Maybe Michelle, as that can be shortened to Shell!
Which part of a mermaid weighs the most?
The scales!
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