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Mad Joke
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks. 82. Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob? A: 'Cause everybody gets a turn. 83. Q: Why is a blonde like railroad tracks? A: 'Cause she's been laid all over the country. 84. Q: What important question does a blonde ask his/her mate before having sex? A: Do you want this by the hour, or the flat rate?85. Q: Why do blonde girls have trouble achieving orgasm? A: *Who cares?*86. Q: Why do blonds have orgasms ? A: So they know when to stop having sex !87. Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm???? A1: She drops her nail-file!!! A2: Who cares? A3: She say 'Next' A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder A5: He's had his clothes for about 2 minutes A6: The batteries have run out. 88. Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency? A1: They can't remember the number. A2: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons. 89. Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear? A: 'Thanks for the refill!'90. Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear? A: Data transfer. 91. Q: Why do blondes have more fun? A: Because they don't know any better. A: They are easier to keep amused. 92. Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? A1: 'What's a lightbulb?' A2: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her. A3: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, 'Daaady!'93. Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: 'Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!'94. Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar. 95. Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She moved. 96. Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common? A1: They both have a black box. A2: Both have a cockpit. 97. Q: What is the difference between a blond and a 747? A: Not everyone has been in a 74798. Q: What does a dumb blonde say when she gives birth? A: Gee, Are you sure it's mine?99. Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? A: 'Are you sure it's mine?'100. Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant? A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
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Heaven and hell Joke
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven. 'Why do you deserve to pass the Pearly Gates?' he asks one of the men, who had been a butler. 'I was a good father, ' he answers. 'Yes, but you were a drunk all your life. In fact, you were so bad you even married a woman named Sherry. No admittance. ' St. Peter then turned to the next man, a carpenter, and asked him the same question. The carpenter replied that he had worked hard and taken good care of his family. But St. Peter also rejected him, pointing out that he had been an impossible glutton, so much so that he married a woman named BonBon. At this point the third man, who had been a lawyer, stood up and said, 'Come on, Penny, let's get out of here. '
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Funny Joke - 50 best Joke
Does killing time damage eternity?
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Blonde Joke - 1
Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks on her back? She crawled across the street when the sign said 'DON'T WALK'.
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Joke for Halloween
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise. 'Hey Willis!!' the farmer yelled. 'Forget your troubles. Come in with us. Then I'll help you get the wagon up. ''That's mighty nice of you, ' Willis answered, 'but I don't think Pa would like me to. ''Aw, come on, ' the farmer insisted. 'Well okay, ' the boy finally agreed, and added, 'but Pa won't like it. 'After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. 'I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset. ''Don't be foolish !' the neighbor said with a smile. 'By the way, where is he?''Under the wagon!'
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Doctor and nurse Joke
Nurse: Would you like an appointment for next week? Patient: No, I'm sick now.
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Yo momma Joke
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
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Money Joke
Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. 'I'm not paying, ' said the duck. 'I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it. ' 'I've spent my last buck, ' said the deer. 'Then the duck'll have to pay, ' said the skunk. 'Getting here cost me my last scent. '
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