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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Dumb Men Joke
Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind 2. No business.
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Badger ! Badger who ? Badger cookies !
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Dance Joke
What do you call someone who dances on cars ? A morris dancer !
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Sport Joke
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game. 'I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents, ' she said. 'What do you mean?' he asked. 'Well, everyone kept yelling, 'Get the quarter back!''
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Money Joke
Three boys were walking along the beach one day when they see a cave. The first boy goes in and is looking at a banknote on a big rock when a ghostly voice calls out '' I am the ghost of Auntie Abel and this five dollars stays on the table!'' The second boy goes in and is reaching for the money when the same thing happens again. The third boy goes in , sees the five dollars and cries out, ''I am the ghost of David Crockett and this five dollars goes in my pocket!''
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Romance Joke
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive imported panties. 'After all, dear, ' she said to her husband, 'you wouldn't expect to find fine perfume in a cheap bottle, would you?''No, ' her husband replied. 'Nor would I expect to find gift wrapping on a dead beaver. '
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Old Age Joke
The doctor tells his patient: 'Well I have good news and bad news. . . ' The patient says, 'Lay it on me Doc. What's the bad news?' 'You have Alzheimer's disease. ' 'Good heavens! What's the good news?' 'You can go home and forget about it!'
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock Who's there ! Costa ! Costa who ? Costa lot !
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