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Aviation Joke
A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies. This was his first time approaching a field during the nighttime, and instead of making any official requests to the tower, he said, 'Guess who?' The controller switched the field lights off and replied, 'Guess where!'
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Ethnic Humor
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men says the following:'Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come again. Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more. ''You foul-mouthed swine, ' retorted the lady indignantly, 'in this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!' 'Hey, coola down lady, ' said the man, 'Imma just tellun my friend howa to spella Mississippi. '
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Funny College Joke
Young Boudreaux applied for an engineering job way, way up north in Shreveport. A local man applied for the same job and both applicants, having the same qualifications, were asked to take a test by the department manager. Upon completion of the test, both men missed only one question. The manager went up to Boudreaux and said 'Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to give the local man the job. ' Boudreaux said 'Why you gonna be doin dat sir, we both got 9 questions right?'The manager said, 'We made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the one you missed. 'Boudreaux asked 'An jus how da heck would one incorrect answer be mo betta dan da otter?'The manager replied, 'Simple, the local man put down on question #'5
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Car and train Joke
Policeman: Why didn't you obey that stop sign? Driver: I don't believe everything I read.
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Frog Joke
What do you say if you meet a toad ? Wart's new !
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Travel and tourist Joke
There was a man staying the night in a hotel. He called the front desk and said, 'Excuse me, sir, I've got a leak in my sink. ' The man at the front desk replied, 'Oh, okay, go ahead, but most guests just use the toilet. '
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Real Life Joke
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. January '12
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Dance Joke
These two friends are about to go to a club. One of them has a wooden eye. He said ''If someone says something about my eye, I'm gonna snap. '' They get there, and he asks a girl to dance. She says, ''Would I?''
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