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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Election Joke
A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person.
The republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.
The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, He decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republicans pocket and gave him fifty dollars.
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Women Joke
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with 'A man once told me. . . '
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Military Joke
When the general comes, report to me immediately. The general doesn't show. The sergeant gets nervous and every hour reminds the sentry to report about the general's arrival. Finally, the general comes in. - Wher
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Joke Online
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don't let people push you around.
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School Joke
Mother: Did you enjoy the school outing, dear ? Jane: Yes, and we're going again tomorrow. Mother: Really ? Why's that ? Jane: To try and find the kids we left behind.
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Joke for Halloween
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to GOD USA, they decided to send it to President Bush. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5. 00 bill. President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5. 00 and sat down to write a thank you note to GOD, which read:Dear GOD, Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D. C. and, as usual, those idiots deducted $95. 00!
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Love and Marriage Joke
My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the wife hired a private detective to follow her husband and see if he were in fact 'cheating' on her. I asked my wife if she would ever do that. She said, 'Well not so much to find out who the other woman was, but to see if I could find out what she saw in ya. '
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Funny Joke - 50 best Joke
A husband and wife entered the dentist's office. The husband said, 'I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible. ' 'You're a brave man, ' said the dentist. 'Now, show me which tooth it is. ' The husband turns to his wife and says, 'Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear. '
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