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Real Life Joke
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. In Atlanta, U. S. District Judge Charles Moye overturned a death sentence for a murderer because the jury that convicted him 10 years ago had asked for a Bible during deliberations.
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Various animal Joke
Why don't lobsters share? They're shellfish.
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Cow Joke
What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever
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Sport Joke
Digger Phelps' Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:'Basketball is a game of two halves. ''We have to remember that whoever scores the most points by the end wins. ''You're either a good team or a bad team, and they played somewhere in the middle. ''He's like all great players -- not great yet. ''You don't score 86 points without being able to shoot. '
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Yo momma Joke
Yo mama's like the sun you look at her to long you will go blind!
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Bird Joke
Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting 'Pieces of four'? Short John Silver!
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Weird Women Joke
What's the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid in the evening is fair and buxom. A barmaid at night is bare and . . . . Sent by Jennifer
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At Work Joke
Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls off. He is killed instantaneously. After the ambulance leaves with Steve's body, Bob and Jeff realize they'll have to inform his wife. Bob says he's good at this sort of sensitive stuff, so he volunteers to do the job. After two hours he returns, carrying a six-pack of beer. 'So did you tell her?' asks Jeff. 'Yep', replies Bob. 'Say, where did you get the six-pack?' Bob informs Jeff. 'She gave it to me. ''WHAT??' exclaims Jeff, 'you just told her her husband died and she gave you a six-pack??' 'Sure, ' Bob says. 'WHY?' asks Jeff. 'Well, ' Bob continues, 'when she answered the door, I asked her, 'are you Steve's widow?' 'Widow?
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