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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Bumper Stickers - 4
I live in my own little world, but it's ok they know me here.
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School Joke
Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school
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Bird Joke
Teacher: What's the definition of a Polygamist? Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!
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Sport Joke
What is black and white and black and white and black and white? A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill!
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Math Joke
The Flood is over and the ark has landed. Noah lets all the animals out and says, 'Go forth and multiply. '
A few months later, Noah decides to take a stroll and see how the animals are doing. Everywhere he looks he finds baby animals. Everyone is doing fine except for one pair of little snakes. 'What's the problem?' says Noah.
'Cut down some trees and let us live there', say the snakes.
Noah follows their advice. Several more weeks pass. Noah checks on the snakes again. Lots of little snakes, everybody is happy. Noah asks, 'Want to tell me how the trees helped?'
'Certainly', say the snakes. 'We're adders, so we need logs to multiply.
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Doctor Joke
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown. Doctor: What does he call his other eye?
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alfred ! Alfred who ! Alfred of the dark !
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Beauty Joke
Your ugly. And you're drunk. Yes, but in the morning I'll be sober !
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