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Yo momma Joke
Yo Mama's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, 'Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in. '
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Bumper Stickers - 3
Honk if you are blond.
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Bumper Stickers - 3
Every silver lining has a cloud.
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Baby Joke
A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, 'Dad, am I pure polar bear?' The dad replies, 'Sure you are son. I'm all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, your mom is all polar bear, and her parents are all polar bear. ' Still unsure the baby polar bear goes to his mom and asks, 'Mom, am I pure polar bear?' She answers, 'Of course you are honey. I'm all polar bear, your father is all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, and his parents are all polar bear. ' Still not convinced the baby polar bear goes to his grandparents and asks, 'Grandmom. . . Grandpop. . . am I all polar bear?' His grandmother answers, 'Of course you are sweetie. We're all polar bear, your mother is all polar bear, your father is all polar bear, and his parents are all polar bear. Why do you ask sweetie?' The baby polar bears replies, 'Because I'm f****** freezing!'
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Blonde Joke - 2
One day a blonde, red-head, and a brunette were driving through the desert when all of a sudden their car broke down. They decided they would all walk to civilization. The red-head said, 'I'm going to take water so if I get thirsty I can drink it. ' Then the brunette said, 'I'm going to take some food so if I get hungry I can eat. ' And then the blonde said 'I'm going to take the car door, so if I get hot, I can roll the window down!'
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Dirty Joke
What does KFC and a woman have in common? Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs, there's still a greasy box to put your bone in.
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Internet Joke
How does the vicar explore the Internet? With the church mouse.
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Kids Puns
has does a blonde have safe sex? She locks the car door.
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