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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Bumper Stickers - 1
According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.
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Situation Joke
Two men went to the desert for a vacation. They rented a camel and headed out. Five days later they came back but without the camel. The man who had rented them the camel was very upset and screamed, 'Where is my camel?' They replied, 'Well, we were riding along when we kept hearing people say, 'Look at the two assholes on that camel!' So finally we got off to take a look and the damn camel ran away!'
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock Who's there ! Cecil ! Cecil who ? Cecil have music whereever she goes. . . . !
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Idiot and fool Joke
Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message 'He's lying' was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the 'lie detector' was working, the suspect confessed.
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Letter Joke
His girlfriend returned all his letters. I bet she marked them 'second class male !'
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Birthday Joke
Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer? Because you said it was pound cake!
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Bumper Stickers - 2
BOMB SQUAD: If you see me running you better catch up!
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Joke for Kids
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she tries to prevent me from making her take it!
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