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Clinton Joke
Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton a miracle child? A: Because lawyers use their personalities for birth control.
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Law and Lawyer Joke
An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office as his lawyer handed him his will. 'Your estate is very complex, ' said the lawyer, 'but I?ve made sure that all of your wishes will be executed. Due to the complexity, my fee is $4500. 'Just then, the phone rang and the lawyer got involved with a long call. Thinking the lawyer had said '$'500
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Dog Joke - 1
What do you call an alcoholic dog ? A whino !
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War Joke
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor asked him the standard questions -- age, height, weight, and then he asked when was the last time the general had sex. 'Oh, ' he mused, 'It was 1945. 'Isn't that a long time to go without sex?' the doctor asked. 'I don't think so. According to your clock it's only 21:13. '
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Pensioner Joke
When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul. When you are older, you will settle for being the master of your weight and the captain of your bowling team.
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Computer Joke
You know computers have taken over your life when. . .
You hum the Windows opening theme when ever you wake up. You think the numbers on tombstones are high scores. You use Google to search for your car keys. You actually hand in work from EssayGenerator. com You keep getting fired as you beat up you boss thinking that you’ll get to the next level. You keep a trash can and a selection of neatly arranged folders on your desktop. You excuse yourself to go to the toilet by anouncing that you have to 'download' You try to shut windows by tapping them on the top right corner. You refer to meals as 'power ups'. You call christmas a 'bonus round'.
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Kids Puns
Take the test. . . NO CHEATING!What does: A woman do sitting down? A man do standing up? A dog do on three legs? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Got your guess ready yet? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? GET YOUR MIND OUR OF THE GUTTER! ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? They shake hands!
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Poker and Gambling Joke
10 Signs You Are Obsessed With Online Gambling
1. You go to a hockey game and wonder what happened to the dealers and boxman.
2. When an ambulance passes with flashing lights, you assume someone hit a 'hand pay. '
3. When your kid says math 'came easy' today, you ask if it was a 4,6,8 or 10.
4. You go into a shoe store and ask if they have 4, 6, or 8 deck.
5. When your English professor says the author made his point; you ask if he pressed or not.
6. You hear the bible story where Lazarus is told to 'Come out', and you ask for a 2-way C & E.
7. You show up early at the bakery to take advantage of the hot rolls.
8. You wonder if a salad shooter is really a gambling device.
9. When the bartender asks if you want a 'double', you say not against an ace.
10. You go into a 7-11 and ask to play the 'don't. '
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