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Religion Joke
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the firstnun says, 'I`ve never come this way before!' and thesecond nun says, 'Oh, it must be the cobblestone!'
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Old People Joke
'Give me a sentence about a public servant,' said the old Grandma to her grandson.
The small boy wrote: 'The fireman came down the ladder pregnant. '
The Grandma took her grandson. aside to correct him. 'Don't you know what pregnant means?' she asked.
'Sure,' said the young boy confidently. 'It means 'carrying a child. ''
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Insect Joke
Can bees fly in the rain ? Not without their little yellow jackets !
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike can's stop laughing!
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Kids Puns
Redneck's Ode to a ValentineKudzu is green. My Dog's name is Blue. And I'm so danged lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk, A-flappin' in the breeze. Softer than Blue's And without all them fleas. You move like the bass which excite me in May. You ain't got no scales But I luv you anyway. Yo're as graceful as okry jist a-dancin' in the pan. Yore as fragrant as Mountain Dew Right out of the can. You have all yore teeth For which I am proud. I hold my head high When we's in a crowd. On special occasions, When you shave yore armpits, Well I'm in hawg heaven. I'm plumb out of my wits. And speakin' of wits, You got plenty fer shore. 'Cuz you are my woman. I can't ask fer more. Like a good roll of Duct Tape Yo're there for yore man To patch up life's toubles And stick 'em in the can. Yo're as strong as a four-wheeler Racin' through the mud. Yet fragile as that singer Named Naomi Judd. Yo're as cute as a Junebug A-buzzin' overhead. You ain't mean like no far ant On which I oft treat. Cut from the best pattern Like a flannel shirt of plaid, You sparked up my life Like my Rattletrap Shad. (A fishing lure. ) When you hold me real tight Like a padded gunrack, My life is complete. There ain't nothin' I lack. Yore complexion's perfection Like the best vinly sidin
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NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered flashlight Submarine screen door A book on how to read Inflatable dart board A dictionary index Powdered water Pedal powered wheel chair Water proof tea bags Zero proof alcohol Reusable ice cubes Skinless bananas Do it yourself roadmap
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Redneck Joke
You've ever spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.
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Bumper Stickers - 6
My child was inmate of the month at the County Jail.
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