|
|
|
The
Best Humor Sites on the Internet |
|
Christmas Jokes
Funny Jokes Online
MOCKERY
Ghost Pictures
Ghost Stories
Hilarious Horoscopes
Bizarre Webcam
notMENSA
society for the stupid
Cheap posters
Raunchiest Riddles
Worst Jobs in the World
Love Poems
Inspirational Poems
Funny Poems
Famous Poems
Free Diet Plans
Top Paying
Keywords
Keyword Suggestions
Everything you want to know about everything!
Weird eBay
mesothelioma types
Top 100 Baby Names
flowers online
Poker Articles
Free View Webcams
Work from Home
World History
Baby Name Chooser
Text Links
Online Advertising
Flowers
Top searches
Weird Website
Children's Books
Scottish Jokes
Robert Burns Poems
Midge Jokes
Fathers Jokes
Funny Jokes
Love Quotes
Famous Quotes
Inspirational Quotes
Funny Quotes
Movie Quotes
Friendship Quotes
Get Found
anime girls
5QS |
|
|
No animals were eaten, killed, maimed, wounded, slightly
injured, experimented on, tortured, eaten, sacrificed, frightened,
bullied, teased, humiliated, tickled, upset, ravished, tantalized,
pulled out of a hat, dishonoured or criticised during the making of this
website. Some jokes however were severely tortured in an effort to make
them funny. |
| |
|
|
Welcome to our archive of jokes, riddles, poems and .
. . everything!!!
Over the years we have published over 100,000 jokes,
50,000 poems, 40,000 riddles, 20,000 pictures, 10,000 funny articles
and 2 combine harvesters.
So have a look around, enjoy and get those crops cut
as soon as possible!!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
|
|
|
Archive of funny toilet roll and other funny jokes |
|
Bumper Stickers - 3
Ever Stop To Think And Forget To Start Again?
= = = = = = = = = =
Criminal Joke
Policeman: Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen? Criminal: It wasn't when I took it.
= = = = = = = = = =
School Joke
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle.
The first nerd was stunned and asked, 'Where did you get such a nice bike?'
The second nerd replied, 'Well, yesterday I was walking along minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want!''
The second nerd nodded approvingly, 'Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn't have fit. '
= = = = = = = = = =
Easy to Remember Joke
Man: 'Haven't we met before?'Woman: 'Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic. 'Man: 'Haven't I seen you someplace before?Woman: 'Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore. 'Man: 'Is this seat empty?'Woman: 'Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down. 'Man: 'Your place or mine?'Woman: 'Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine. 'Man: 'I'd like to call you. What's your number?'Woman: 'It's in the phone book. 'Man: 'But I don't know your name. 'Woman: 'That's in the phone book too. 'Man: 'So what do you do for a living?'Woman: 'I'm a female impersonator. 'Man: 'Hey, baby, what's your sign?'Woman: 'Do not Enter'Man: 'How do you like your eggs in the morning?'Woman: 'Unfertilized !'Man: 'Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason. 'Woman: 'Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!'Man: 'I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy. 'Woman: 'You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?'Man: 'I know how to please a woman. 'Woman: 'Then why aren't you leaving me alone?'Man: 'I want to give myself to you. 'Woman: 'Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts. 'Man: 'If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:Woman: 'Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. 'Man: 'Your body is like a temple. 'Woman: 'Sorry, there are no services today. 'Man: 'I'd go through anything for you. 'Woman: 'Good! Let's start with your bank account. 'Man: 'I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: 'Yes, but would you stay there?
= = = = = = = = = =
Joke for Halloween
The Shoplifter. . . A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. 'Listen, ' said the shoplifter, 'I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch and we forget about this?'The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook looked at the slip and said, 'This is a little more than I intended to spend. Can you show me something less expensive?'
= = = = = = = = = =
Bumper Stickers - 4
I am represented by the Law Firm of Dewey, Chedum, and Howe.
= = = = = = = = = =
Insect Joke
Why don't other bugs like earwigs ? Because they are always earwigging their conversations !
= = = = = = = = = =
Priceless Joke
Q. . . . OK, there's a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the Empire State Building. If they all jump off at the same time, who will hit the ground first?A. . . . The brunette, because the other two don't exist!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Note : Many of our jokes have been
submitted by guests - if you find any that are offensive please let
us know and they will be removed immediately. |
|
| |
|
