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Cop Joke
Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message 'He's lying' was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the 'lie detector' was working, the suspect confessed.
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Cow Joke
What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken? Roost beef!
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Sport Joke
Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight? A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!
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Silliest Joke
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session. Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs. Signs are required to be written in English. You have the right to commit simple battery if provoked by 'fighting' words. No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday. It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office. All citizens must own a rake. Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp. One man may not be on another man's back. Can't cut off a chicken's head on Sunday. It is illegal to carry a chicken by it's feet down Broadway on Sunday. Chicken must be eaten with the hands. It is illegal to say 'Oh, Boy' Every head of household must possess a firearm of some kind. Though it is illegal to spit from a car or bus, citizens may spit from a truck. No spitting on the sidewalk is permitted after dark. Cars are not to drive on sidewalks. It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.
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Mother Joke
A woman came to ask the doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, 'Thirty-five children is enough for any woman. '
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Priceless Joke
A blind man was describing his favorite sport - parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him:'I am placed in the door and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go. ''But how do you know when you are going to land?' he was asked. 'I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground, ' he answered. But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?' he was again asked. He quickly answered 'Oh, that's the easy part. It's when the dog's leash goes slack. '
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Yo momma Joke
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
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Dead and dying Joke
Phoning the florist to order some flowers for her lover's funeral, woman was caught off guard when asked what message she wanted on the card. 'Message?' she sputtered. 'Well, I guess, 'You will be missed. '' Visiting the funeral home, she was pleased that her floral tribute had arrived but mortified that the card had her exact words: 'I guess you will be missed. '
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