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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Food and Drink Joke
Heard on a radio station. What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?'He's a real fun guy [fungi]. '
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Face Joke
Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up. Harry: Do you think so? Fred: Yes. It's so thick that if you tell her a joke, five minutes after she's stopped laughing her face is still smiling!
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Totally Weird Joke
Did you hear about the new men's magazine that caters exclusively to married men?It's like Playboy or Penthouse magazine, except the centerfold is the same month after month after month. . .
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Law and Lawyer Joke
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They decide to rub it. A genie pops out. He says, 'I will grant you each one wish, but there's a catch. Whatever you wish for, a lawyer will get 2 times more than that. 'The first guy says, 'I want a million dollars. ' The genie says, 'Are you sure?' He says yes. *poof* The guy has one million dollars, and a lawyer gets two million. The second guy says 'I want a new car. ' The genie says, 'A lawyer is getting two new cars then. ' The guy says, 'Oh well. I want my car. ' *poof* He has a new porche. The third guy says, 'I want to be beaten half to death. '
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Redneck Joke
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'oeuvre.
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Simple Joke
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver's license and offered to take her mom's car to the gas station. She pulled up to the full-service pumps, and the attendant asked, 'What grade, miss?''Eleventh!' she replied. (Did I mention she was also Blonde?)
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Friendship Joke
With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has been formed called 'Marriage Anonymous. ' Whenever a guy feels like getting married, they send over a woman with crulers in her hair, cream on her face and wearing a torn housecoat to nag him out of it.
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Letter Joke
Have you ever seen a duchess? Yes - it's the same as an English 's'
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