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Religion Joke
What's the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has hope in her soul.
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Law Enforcement Joke
A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came over the car's radio telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner.
The rookie rolled down his window and said, 'Let's get off the corner. ' No one moved, so he barked again, 'Let's get off the corner!'
Intimidated, the group of people began to leave, casting puzzled glances in his direction. Proud of his first official act, the young policeman turned to his partner and asked, 'Well, how did I do?'
'Pretty good,' replied the veteran, 'especially since this was a bus stop. '
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At Work Joke
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his new secretary to bend over the back ofhis leather couch and allow him to have sex with her that way. 'And just where have you been until this hour?' demanded hiswife, when the wayward husband finally arrived home. 'Down at the office, ' he replied, 'working like a dog. '
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Have you ever had deja vu? Have you ever had deja vu??
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Animal World
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat being raped by a mouse. Fascinated by what he saw, the man gained the mouse's confidence with some cheese and then took him next door. The mouse repeated his amazing performance by raping a German Sheppard. The man, very excited by this, was dying to show someone his discovery. He rushed home and woke up his wife but before he could explain, she saw the mouse, screamed, and covered her head with the blanket. 'Don't be afraid, darling, ' said the man. 'Wait until I tell you about this. ' 'Get out of here!' cried his wife. 'And take that sex maniac with you!'
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Celebrities Joke
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around for an hourwaiting for a two minute ride!!
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Money Joke
What happened when the cat swallowed a coin? There was money in the kitty.
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Computers Joke
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, 'If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess. ' He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, 'If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero' The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, 'If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week. ' The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out, 'If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want. ' Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, 'What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?' The man said, 'Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool. '
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