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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Silliest Joke
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them hot before you put in the meat.
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Yo momma Joke
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
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Joke for Kids
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A: They open on impact.
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Ethnic Joke - 2
Mr. Goldfarb was walking down the street. In each arm he carried a bag. He ran into Mr. Klein. Mr. Klein asked, 'What are those bags for?''I'm collecting for Israel', said Mr. Goldfarb. 'You need two bags?', asked Mr. Klein. 'I've got a system, said Mr. Goldfarb. It's fantastic. I go into the men's room. I pull out a knife and hold it up. Then I say, 'Give for Israel or get a circumcision. ' It works. I have forty thousand dollars in this bag. 'What do you have in the other bag?', inquired Mr. Klein. 'Oh, well, not everybody gives. '
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Funny Men Joke
Why are dumb blonde jokes only one liners?So men can understand them!
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Mental health Joke
Two psychologists meet at their twentieth college reunion. One of them looks like he just graduated, while the other psychologist looks old, worried and withered. The older looking one asks the other, 'What's your secret? Listening to other people's problems every day, all day long, for years on end, has made an old man of me. ' The younger looking one replies, 'Who listens?'
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Baby Joke
What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
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School Joke for Kids
A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had '250
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