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Ethnic Joke - 1
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run, Jump, and Swim is already over here. Sent by Paul
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Farmer Joke
A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor stuck in the wet ground. A farmer driving by stops his truck and walks to the fence to call over the city feller. You need a mule to plow such wet ground he says. 'Where can I buy one?' he is asked. Well, I just happened to have one for 100 dollars he says. 'I'll take him, ' says the other man as he counts out the money. I can't bring him over today. I don't work on Sunday morrow OK? 'Sure. ' The next day the truck pulls up and the old farmer gets out. He says, 'sorry, bad news. ' I went out after breakfeast and the mule was dead. The city feller says just give me my money back then. 'Can't, spent it already!' 'Well. . . unload the mule then. ' 'What ya gonna do with him?' 'Raffle him off!' 'Naw, ya cant raffle off a dead mule!' 'Just watch me us! City fellers know a few tri cks. ' One month goes by and the city feller and farmer run into each other at the barber shop. 'What did ya do with that dead mule?' 'Raffled him off, sold 100 tickets at two dollars each and made 98 dollars profit. ' 'Didn't anyone complain?' 'Just one guy so I gave him his two dollars back!'
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Funny Joke - 50 best Joke
A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. 'Which side is it best to lie on?' she asked. 'The side that pays your fee, ' replied the doctor.
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Medical Joke
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However, one day he and afriend came across a chicken, and John was terrified. 'Why are you so afraid, you're not a grainof wheat after all, ' his friend asked. John replied, 'You know it and I know it, but the chicken doesn't know it. 'Sent by Marc
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Bumper Stickers - 2
A nuclear war can ruin your whole day .
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Ayatollah ! Ayatollah who ? Ayatollah you already !
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Bar Joke - 1
A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a tiny head about the size of an orange.
He asks the bartender what had happened to the man.
The bartender says, 'Well, he was on a beach and saw a beautiful mermaid. '
'The mermaid swam up to him and offered him a single wish. '
Unfortunatly, the man replied 'How about a little head?'
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Rabbit Joke
How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.
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