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Military Joke
One of my husband's duties as a novice drill instructor at Fort Jackson, S. C. , was to escort new recruits to the mess hall. After everyone had made it through the chow line, he sat them down and told them, 'There are three rules in this mess hall: Shut up! Eat up! Get up!' Checking to see that he had everyone's attention, he asked, 'What is the first rule?' Much to the amusement of the other instructors, 60 privates yelled in unison, 'Shut up, Drill Sergeant!'
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Bar Joke , beer, booze and fun!
A man is in a bar having a drink. The guy next to him falls off of his barstool. The man picks up the guy and sits him back on the barstool, and he falls off again. This time he picks the guy up and asks, ''Where do you live?'' Being a kind soul, the man takes the guy to his car, puts him in the back seat, and drives him home. When they get to the guy's house, the man helps the guy out of the car, but he falls down 3 times before getting to the front door. The man rings the doorbell and the guy's wife comes to the door. The man says, ''Hello, I've brought your husband home. '' The wife looks at the man and asks, ''Where's his wheel chair?''
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Dumb Blonde Joke
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A: 144 blondes.
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Sporting Joke
Q. What do runners do when they forget something?
They jog their memory
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Funny Kids Joke
What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
A long necked toothbrush.
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Medical Joke
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don't they?The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought, 'This is unusual. 'The dentist said to me, 'Mr. Owens, get out of the filing cabinet. '
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Criminal Joke
Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail? Because it needs bailing out.
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Religion Joke
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day. They asked how much the cucumbers were. The merchant said thatthey were 4 for a dollar. The nuns said okay. The puzzled merchant asked why they needed four cucumbers whenthere were only three of them. A nun answered back, 'Well, we could alway eat one. '
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